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This is a testament to my love of rum, pirates, wenches, and randomness. I could do this all day if only it were profitible. Enjoy. Or don't. Whatever.

Cheers, ya dogs!
June 30th, 2010

Sorry friends. I know it’s been a slow few days, but life-life has required too much of my attention to properly keep things in order here. There will be a return to normal next week.

 
Posted on June 30th, 2010

Mersey Pirate MusterThis is a good year for England – USA rivalry. There was that whole World Cup thing or whatever you call it (I’m kidding, I like soccer/football) and, even more importantly, there was the battle for the Guinness world record for Largest Pirate Gathering. The title is currently in US hands, but England looks like it’s going to be making a push for it very soon.

And, while the rest of the world may be more interested in the World Cup, allow me to point out that while both have heaving bosoms and rowdy, intoxicated men. I can pretty much assure you there will be lest hostility at a pirate gathering and NO FUCKING VUVUZELAS!!!

Where was I?
Jump for pirates

Posted on June 28th, 2010

It’s 11:44pm. Almost Tuesday. There’s not much I was interested in over the weekend anyway. Maybe tomorrow.

For now, here’s a buccaneer via Library of Congress

A Buccaneer

Posted on June 24th, 2010

Angostura 1919For people who don’t drink rum Angostura usually means only one thing – bitters.

Oh the things people miss when they don’t drink rum.

Angostura’s foray into the world of rum happened at the turn of the last century, so while you may not have seen their rum in your local liquor store, they’ve been in the game for a while.
Continued after the jump…

Posted on June 23rd, 2010

Roxi DliteWednesday’s always seemed like a good day for wenches. It’s the middle of the workweek and we could all use a good pick-me-up. Since this is the first wenchy post since the site came back up (even had to create a new category for it) I thought I’d try to get something special in. I think a little marrying of wenchiness and burlesque does the trick well.

Bless your sweet soul, Roxi Dlite. Entertainment after the jump