In place of that I’ve chosen to use this 50 point scale which will then translate into a rating out of 5:

• Package – 10 pts – The bottle, the label, the product name. The outward appearance of everything but the rum itself.
• Appearance – 10 pts – The rum itself. The color, the legs, the dead flies floating in it…
• Nose – 10 pts – The aroma, in the bottle, in the glass, in the toilet, whever…
• Taste – 10 pts – If I have to explain this there’s something wrong.
• Alcohol – 10 pts – This is awarded by default as long as there’s booze in it and I don’t get hungover, immediately throwup, or burn my vocal chords because of it. Things along those lines. Rounding out the 50 points. If you don’t see it mentioned in a review, assume nothing went wrong.

Now you know.